Conversation between onye mgbago Nimo na MTN customer care

Lady: hello!!!. Good morning, thanks for calling MTN customer care service, my name is Judith, what's your name and where are you calling from?
Emeka: hi!!!. Morning, my name is Emeka but my friends call me mekus and i'm calling from enugu.
Lady: How may i help you, emeka?
emeka: I'm looking for a wife to marry.
Lady: is that why you called this customer care service?
Emeka: Yes, and i think i'm already in love with u...u know u have a very nice voice.
Lady: Hellooo, please, we only attend to issues about ur MTN line, okay.
Emeka: yes O... This is an issue about my MTN line too...because i spend much credit calling so many girls asking their hands in marriage.
Lady: please, I would have to put an end to this call...
Emeka: Baby pls, don't talk like that now. I promise to make u happy...you would be happy with me. can I have your number?
Lady: *raises her voice* come, mr man, I think something is wrong with you.
Emeka: *cut in*... Hey! Hey!! Hey!!!hold it there... I hope you can now feel how frustrating it is to receive a call and hear rubbish? From today, warn yourself and every other staff of yours over there, let nobody call me with a funny number only for it to be an advert or send me those silly messages. You guys disturb my phone on daily basis like am dating MTN.